Kenya Read This So You Know Where I’ve Been?

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So why has my blog not been updated in a month? Well, if you think a month is a long time, then you only look at my blogs, so be grateful XP. Well the truth is that my ministry has had me have limited access to power, other than power in the name of Jesus. But that power doesn’t necessitate electronic power so … no blogs until I was done. Did ya miss me? Ya, I’ll answer that, you did. You can tell that I missed doing this, because of whatever this intro is. 

Ministry involved roaming the African plains with a beard and stick bringing the name of Jesus. I didn’t have the stick until the end but I swear I had the stick. More important than the stick was all the salvations, baptisms, healings, deliverances, and other hijinks with the boys. The team was all boys. And would you look at that, the boys were able to get some stuff done instead of just talking about Jesus’ feelings or whatever like the girls do. 

(That was a joke. Stuff got done with the girls too).  

Let’s just summarize some fun little points about Kenya. 

1. Best food on the World Race so far. Not only has the food been much, but Kenyans do some miracle work with tomatoes and onions to make a sauce that they put potatoes and bananas in to make potatoes and bananas even better. That information is crazy, because I do not like tomatoes. Kenyans also have Kenyan tea, which is a milk tea I’m addicted to. I drink ½ of it without the sugar, then add the sugar to the tea and the tea is fire. That metaphor is even more applicable because the tea does kinda burn the mouth at first. The only problem is there are some beans in Kenyan food, which I hate.
2. Sitting on a toilet after using only latrines was AMAZING. 
3. Our team plays an insane amount of cards. I’m talking like three hours per day. 
4. Africa around the equator is very green, and everyone in the village I was at had some chickens and cows. 
5. I was in a pretty remote village so the people were not used to white people. Many were friendly, with some of those really wanting financial reimbursement for kindness. 

Well that was a pretty unhinged blog. I guess I missed writing blogs. I’m taking a couple days off in Nairobi to rest and go on an African safari, then the time will come to build a church.